347 – Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

Let’s be frank. If you don’t like this late-night Cartoon Network series (or if you’ve never even watched it), you’ll likely find this movie to be a huge bore, veering from frat-house humor to incomprehensibility. The characters are bizarre, and the premises are bizarrer. More bizarrererer. Or something. It’s absurdist comedy that makes sense only within a certain context, and that context is “Oh my god I am so stoned is that a talking milkshake woo.”

I’m generalizing a bit, but yeah. Basically, you have to accept the idea that a Happy Meal – a giant milkshake, an order of fries that can fly, and an shape-shifting meatball – lives in New Jersey. It’s not worth considering how they pay for groceries or how, you know, they even exist, you just have to buy into that premise above all else. Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad inhabit a run-down craphole of a house somewhere up in north Jersey; they interact with mainly just their next-door neighbor Carl, a sterotypical Joisey bastard with a lot of chest hair, medallions, and no Inner Voice. Oh, and then there are the eight-bit aliens, and a robot bird..thing,

Now, most episodes of the show end with someone or something (usually the Teens’ house) blowing up. And then in the next show, all is well. It’d be a mighty quick series otherwise. Frylock is the wisest of them all, and he has superpowers – he can fly! he can shoot lasers out of his fries! – and he spends much of each episode trying to keep the other two out of trouble – or yoinking them away from it. Master Shake is callous, egotistic, heartless, and not terribly bright. But he’s smarter than Meatwad, who’s simply a ball o’ meat. Meatwad’s also terribly gullible, a trait that shows up roughly every episode, as Shake takes advantage of him all the time.

This movie does make a stab at not being a simple extended episode, which many ‘toons wind up doing (I’m looking at you, Mister Squarepants!). You know the drill. Hey, this show is pretty funny for 30 minutes, so naturally it’ll be three times as hilarious if it’s 90 minutes long! Am I right or am I right? Am I working hard or hardly working? Woo! But in this case, the decision was made to explore the origins of the Teens, since it’s never really explained in the series how they came to be. Seems our boys were the creations of Dr. Weird, who has a lab out on the Jersey shore. To be fair, this is covered a little bit in the series, but the movie goes into much more detail about who begat whom and why and what this all means.

In addition to the where’d-they-come-from angle, the plot centers around a kick-ass new exercise machine owned by Carl and borrowed by Shake, called the Insaneoflex. Yeah, you’d think with a name like that, it’d have you ripped in no time, right? Yeah, well, it does, only not in the good way. It’s a bad machine. And it’s up to our boys (well, mostly Frylock) to save Carl from its evil clutches!

And there’s your threadbare plot right there. Now, again, if you’re not a fan of the series, you won’t buy into any of this. The jokes are sometimes very subtle and completely off the wall. And they often don’t make a whit of sense, even if you have indeed seen the show. So what I’m saying is this: If you’re in the right frame of mind (that is, chemically enhanced or some facsimile thereof), you might find this entertaining. It’s not as bad as many mainstream critics claim it is, mainly because it’s perfect for the audience it’s aiming at. That said, such audience is probably a small focus group, and since the movie doesn’t (perhaps nobly so) attempt to move outside its mien, I’m not going to give it a particularly good rating.



5 Responses to “347 – Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters”

  1. wabbs Says:

    Have tried to watch this series on Toon network, but its just tooooooo absurd for me. Now I know the secret, be stoned and you can enjoy it! 🙂

    It will be interesting to see how this movies fares at the box office vs. the DVD sales / rentals. Just personally cannot see that many people stoned at the theater, but at home, its a different story.

    When will they make a feature length Futurama? Now there is a show with a plot! 🙂

  2. frothy Says:

    There are a few in the works, but they’re all straight to video.

  3. Ray Says:

    There’s a reason Aqua Teen usually airs at midnight. I can’t speak for stoners, since I’m not one of them. But when you’re exhausted after a really long day and couldn’t care less about watching news programs or late-night talk show hosts trying to be relevant and funny, then Aqua Teen does it’s job nicely. It’s mindless, stupid, absurd and the perfect way to decompress right before you need to go to bed without slipping yourself into a drug-induced stupor. When you’re just too tired to think of anything else, something like Aqua Teen makes perfect sense. They have no need for storytelling and continuity. If you have to ask what the point is, then you just don’t get it. There isn’t a point and they know that. But the scandal this movie caused with it’s publicity stunt that was confused for a terrorist attack in several cities would make a great episode. That’s the kind of lunacy that makes you question whether this “art” is in any way more absurd that life.

  4. frothy Says:

    Yeah, it’s definitely an acquired taste, as most of AS is.

  5. скачать хитмен Says:

    These are all great!

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